Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap. Teacher to little student: Jis ko sunayi na de usse English main kya kahen ge, Student: Jo marzi keh len usse konsa sunayi dena hai. Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flying. His dad asked him- How do you feel?...