Enjoy best common bollywood dialogues and jokes: Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. …. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain Mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hooon Nikal jaa mere ghar say… Maine tumhe paal pos kar bara kiya Driver, gaari roko Tum jaise gandi...